Penis ornaments in the shop

So good news folks now in the shop so you can get them any place by the holidays are the penis pendant Hanukkah and Christmas ornaments.  The one with the red scarf has already sold but three more left.  These make me laugh so hard hope they do the same for you.  Just follow the link to nab your own or contact me about a custom request.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/166596745/mature-hanukkah-and-christmas-snowman?ref=shop_home_active
love
Cappy

Rainbow penis plushies

 So I have left you guys alone way to long.  With the holidays coming I thought we needed to expand the penis art.  Nothing says Christmas like testicles.  Above you have the rainbow plushies.  Why yes I am happy to add ribbon to that. 

The ball biter.  Need I really say more.  Both of these are available in the shop www.cappysue.etsy.com

Vagina Dentata meets the penis blog

So you guys know 99% of what I post here is penis related.  Well this is to in a round about way.  It is a vagina that has grown teeth.  It is ready to bite anyone trying to violate it.  I hope this give you night mares and new pricks are on the horizon.
Love
Cappy

Penis Cross Stitch gone wrong

So it has been forever since I posted over here but I wanted to share something funny.  A friend inspired me to try cross stitch the other day.  So I did a free hand penis and vagina.  I died laughing at how horrible it came out and thought you folks might like a laugh as well.  We concluded it looks like a penis with a hot dog.  Have a good weekend folks. 
Love
Cappy

Jesus Penis

Dog Penis happy Valentines

So penis fans I have something special for you here it is a valentines day heart candy box turned into a heart shaped bed with a little clay pug showing off his junk.  I hope this makes you all smile. 
Love
Cappy

I have dicked you around

Hey guys first I am sorry I have a Mr.Dickers and a comic waiting to go but I have been slacking.  Believe it or not my crazy ass got featured over on Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a few other places for Jazz up your crap one of my lines.  Any how I got all focused on that and recent art projects and dicked around about coming over here and getting a proper post up.  So today I bring you two works.  The above is my response to those foaming heart shit photos people put up.  The lower one is a doll house sized sex toy cabinet.  I hope they both make you scoff.  Any how I figure someone is reading this shit because it gets plenty of views. 

Have a good weekend

Cappy

ps.  If you want the items shown both are available in my shop see the link to the side of post.

Valentines penis and vagina Pendants

 Today is a rare day the penis blog has a vagina on it but hey it is a vajazzled vagina with a heart in it.  These are my newest Valentines day works.  I sold out yesterday and thought us pricks needed a few more to keep the holiday spirit going. 

Then I have these two guys also sitting in my shop just waiting for a new home.  Give the gift of dicks today.

Here are links if you need either of these.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120917029/penis-pendant-valentines-day-penis?

 https://www.etsy.com/listing/121758662/valentines-day-vagina-pendant-vajazzeled?ref=v1_other_1
Have a good weekend
Love
Cappy

The Tattooed Penis

This is one of my newest penis creations.  I like to think his whole body is covered in little plain Jane tattoo work.  Any how here is a link if you want to own this newest cod.  Don't ask me why he is holding a little red melty ball he may be a little dramatic and be holding that like his crushed little clay heart.  It could also be roadkill he skinned and is fixing up for dinner.  Here he is if you would like to own him.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120484898/the-tattooed-penis-mature
Love cappy

Valentines Day Penis Ornaments Two dicks one sack

Dear Cod loving friends I wanted to share with you the first of this seasons Penis valentine ornaments.  It is made from clay and a few other art supplies.  Two cods sharing one sack and finding love make this heart shape ornament of fuckery.  I hope this makes you laugh.  If you would like to own it here ya go it is already up in the shop. https://www.etsy.com/listing/120212753/penis-heart-mature-valentines-day If you share it don't forget to link.
Love
Cappy

Cod Comic Strip and a little special sale.

Each week I am going to add a new little comic strip following the penis on his adventures.  This one he is learning a hard lesson about littering.  Let me know what you think.
In other news this holiday penis and vagina village is on sale from $50.00 to $30.00 once it expires as a listing it will be gone for good to live in my own penis stash. https://www.etsy.com/listing/117473377/penis-vagina-holiday-village-mature
Love
Cappy

Mr.Prickers Advice Column Subject Weiner Carving

Dear Prickers followers thank you so very much for making a hit out of my first column.  Wadington the cat and myself were amazed by the feedback and love shown.  Now on to the questions.
"Dear Mr.Prickers

Were you circumcised willingly or through vile deceit?  - A in CA"

Dear A,

My circumcision was not so clear.  Frankly I got so drunk and high I passed out for several days in the middle of my home.  Wadington the cat got hungry and as I cut myself when I passed out by falling on the coffee table he made lemonade out of lemons as they say and just munched on my foreskin.  When I woke up I had  him neutered just to pay him back it was a dark time in our house. I don't want to air any more dirty laundry so lets move on. 

It is my general feeling that less foreskin is better.  That could just be because I am a vain bastard left with only groves cut from my cats sandpaper tongue around my head. 

Thank you and watch out for zippers

Mr.Prickers
To ask Mr.Prickers a question just drop a line to crazecappy@att.net

*DISCLAIMER-Mr.Prickers is not a doctor of any kind and should never be consulted in place of advice or help from anything more intelligent that the average house cat****

Mr.Prickers Advice Column

Welcome to the first post of Mr.Prickers Advice Column.  I was thrilled to be asked to talk about penis topics here on the Penis blog.  Greetings from Wadsworth my cat and myself.  Well on to our first question.
"Mr. Prickers,

I keep throwing up when I see attractive people. Is that normal?  - D in the IL"

Dear D,

Many cultures have many types of greeting for instance the whole rubbing on noses is a form of greeting in some locations.  I say if a little nasal snot is not cause for alarm then why be concerned by a little man snot.  

On the other hand if you are not a penis then the answer is simple.  They need to shower or you have low iron to which I suggest you gorge yourself on rare steak and photos of nude attractive folks bathing.  Google bath porn and that should get you started.  

Thank you and watch out for zippers

Mr.Prickers
To ask Mr.Prickers a question just drop a line to crazecappy@att.net

*DISCLAIMER-Mr.Prickers is not a doctor of any kind and should never be consulted in place of advice or help from anything more intelligent that the average house cat****

Happy New Year the dick is back.

So in my resolutions this year I realized what I really need to do is start sharing more penis art on the Internet because we just don't get enough.  Later this month their will be other features.  We are going to have a advice column.  So here is how that will work you send your questions to crazecappy@att.net and the advice column will answer one a month or so. 
Happy new year you perverts
Cappy

Happy Valentines Day

New penis stuff in the world.

Pocket Pricks are my new line of small plush penis. Next time some one ask is that a whatever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me you will be prepared.

I am making this post for no other reason than I wish to share my newest dicks. This one is based off the Republican Party it was inspired by Newt and Mitt I call it Dicks in space. To see more of my work go to www.cappysue.etys.com I hope this had made you laugh or smile. If you are all tore up I am mocking the Republicans breath easy I mock the Democrats as well. Also writing me to tell me about your outrage will only lead to me sharing it on my other blog or someplace and laughing like a drunk hyena.

Love

Cappy

Dangers of Penis Tattooing

Found this today and laughed. While I would recommend against it am warming to the idea of hiring someone to take a photo of their manpart with a permanent marker face like I put on all my paintings. A cod mascot if you will. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/penis-tattoo_n_1195324.html?1326226090&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Clay penises young and old

Been working with clay a lot and now I have created these. We have the first old penis in clay. Then a couple of new classic edition penises. Sharing this for no other reason then I wonder how long till someone finds this and goes why the hell is this chick making all these dicks. Oh the fuck you bunny is just there because I was to lazy to edit the photo.

January Resolutions And Your Penis

This is the first penis I made for 2012 well painted I have some dicks in the stove that are not done cooking yet. This guy is working out and trying to stay fit. One of my actual resolutions was to paint more penises. What are yours. Also if you would like to see this guy available for purchase here you go. http://www.etsy.com/listing/89911820/mature-january-resolutions-penis Also watch out in the next few weeks I may send out a clay penis to get photographed all over the place.

Nice to meet you this is my penis

This is going to be a fun blog for me with no purpose other than to mock myself, the penis creations I make and to have you guys join right in. Feel free to post your own penis artwork note the word artwork there.

I have been super lucky my little penis painting was picked up by Regretsy and became a hit. Soon I was making penis keychains, pendants and so on. Two years later I am still making and selling penis merchandise. This year for 2012 I came out with a calendar a Dick of the month calendar. It is for sale over at Zazzle. So as I create new penis work more post will come.

Love

Cappy Sue