Penis Cross Stitch gone wrong

So it has been forever since I posted over here but I wanted to share something funny.  A friend inspired me to try cross stitch the other day.  So I did a free hand penis and vagina.  I died laughing at how horrible it came out and thought you folks might like a laugh as well.  We concluded it looks like a penis with a hot dog.  Have a good weekend folks. 
Love
Cappy

I have dicked you around

Hey guys first I am sorry I have a Mr.Dickers and a comic waiting to go but I have been slacking.  Believe it or not my crazy ass got featured over on Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a few other places for Jazz up your crap one of my lines.  Any how I got all focused on that and recent art projects and dicked around about coming over here and getting a proper post up.  So today I bring you two works.  The above is my response to those foaming heart shit photos people put up.  The lower one is a doll house sized sex toy cabinet.  I hope they both make you scoff.  Any how I figure someone is reading this shit because it gets plenty of views. 

Have a good weekend

Cappy

ps.  If you want the items shown both are available in my shop see the link to the side of post.

Valentines penis and vagina Pendants

 Today is a rare day the penis blog has a vagina on it but hey it is a vajazzled vagina with a heart in it.  These are my newest Valentines day works.  I sold out yesterday and thought us pricks needed a few more to keep the holiday spirit going. 

Then I have these two guys also sitting in my shop just waiting for a new home.  Give the gift of dicks today.

Here are links if you need either of these.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120917029/penis-pendant-valentines-day-penis?

 https://www.etsy.com/listing/121758662/valentines-day-vagina-pendant-vajazzeled?ref=v1_other_1
Have a good weekend
Love
Cappy