Mr.Prickers Advice Column Subject Weiner Carving

Dear Prickers followers thank you so very much for making a hit out of my first column.  Wadington the cat and myself were amazed by the feedback and love shown.  Now on to the questions.
"Dear Mr.Prickers

Were you circumcised willingly or through vile deceit?  - A in CA"

Dear A,

My circumcision was not so clear.  Frankly I got so drunk and high I passed out for several days in the middle of my home.  Wadington the cat got hungry and as I cut myself when I passed out by falling on the coffee table he made lemonade out of lemons as they say and just munched on my foreskin.  When I woke up I had  him neutered just to pay him back it was a dark time in our house. I don't want to air any more dirty laundry so lets move on. 

It is my general feeling that less foreskin is better.  That could just be because I am a vain bastard left with only groves cut from my cats sandpaper tongue around my head. 

Thank you and watch out for zippers

Mr.Prickers
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*DISCLAIMER-Mr.Prickers is not a doctor of any kind and should never be consulted in place of advice or help from anything more intelligent that the average house cat****