Valentines penis and vagina Pendants

 Today is a rare day the penis blog has a vagina on it but hey it is a vajazzled vagina with a heart in it.  These are my newest Valentines day works.  I sold out yesterday and thought us pricks needed a few more to keep the holiday spirit going. 

Then I have these two guys also sitting in my shop just waiting for a new home.  Give the gift of dicks today.

Here are links if you need either of these.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120917029/penis-pendant-valentines-day-penis?

 https://www.etsy.com/listing/121758662/valentines-day-vagina-pendant-vajazzeled?ref=v1_other_1
Have a good weekend
Love
Cappy

The Tattooed Penis

This is one of my newest penis creations.  I like to think his whole body is covered in little plain Jane tattoo work.  Any how here is a link if you want to own this newest cod.  Don't ask me why he is holding a little red melty ball he may be a little dramatic and be holding that like his crushed little clay heart.  It could also be roadkill he skinned and is fixing up for dinner.  Here he is if you would like to own him.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120484898/the-tattooed-penis-mature
Love cappy

Valentines Day Penis Ornaments Two dicks one sack

Dear Cod loving friends I wanted to share with you the first of this seasons Penis valentine ornaments.  It is made from clay and a few other art supplies.  Two cods sharing one sack and finding love make this heart shape ornament of fuckery.  I hope this makes you laugh.  If you would like to own it here ya go it is already up in the shop. https://www.etsy.com/listing/120212753/penis-heart-mature-valentines-day If you share it don't forget to link.
Love
Cappy

Cod Comic Strip and a little special sale.

Each week I am going to add a new little comic strip following the penis on his adventures.  This one he is learning a hard lesson about littering.  Let me know what you think.
In other news this holiday penis and vagina village is on sale from $50.00 to $30.00 once it expires as a listing it will be gone for good to live in my own penis stash. https://www.etsy.com/listing/117473377/penis-vagina-holiday-village-mature
Love
Cappy

Mr.Prickers Advice Column Subject Weiner Carving

Dear Prickers followers thank you so very much for making a hit out of my first column.  Wadington the cat and myself were amazed by the feedback and love shown.  Now on to the questions.
"Dear Mr.Prickers

Were you circumcised willingly or through vile deceit?  - A in CA"

Dear A,

My circumcision was not so clear.  Frankly I got so drunk and high I passed out for several days in the middle of my home.  Wadington the cat got hungry and as I cut myself when I passed out by falling on the coffee table he made lemonade out of lemons as they say and just munched on my foreskin.  When I woke up I had  him neutered just to pay him back it was a dark time in our house. I don't want to air any more dirty laundry so lets move on. 

It is my general feeling that less foreskin is better.  That could just be because I am a vain bastard left with only groves cut from my cats sandpaper tongue around my head. 

Thank you and watch out for zippers

Mr.Prickers
To ask Mr.Prickers a question just drop a line to crazecappy@att.net

*DISCLAIMER-Mr.Prickers is not a doctor of any kind and should never be consulted in place of advice or help from anything more intelligent that the average house cat****

Mr.Prickers Advice Column

Welcome to the first post of Mr.Prickers Advice Column.  I was thrilled to be asked to talk about penis topics here on the Penis blog.  Greetings from Wadsworth my cat and myself.  Well on to our first question.
"Mr. Prickers,

I keep throwing up when I see attractive people. Is that normal?  - D in the IL"

Dear D,

Many cultures have many types of greeting for instance the whole rubbing on noses is a form of greeting in some locations.  I say if a little nasal snot is not cause for alarm then why be concerned by a little man snot.  

On the other hand if you are not a penis then the answer is simple.  They need to shower or you have low iron to which I suggest you gorge yourself on rare steak and photos of nude attractive folks bathing.  Google bath porn and that should get you started.  

Thank you and watch out for zippers

Mr.Prickers
To ask Mr.Prickers a question just drop a line to crazecappy@att.net

*DISCLAIMER-Mr.Prickers is not a doctor of any kind and should never be consulted in place of advice or help from anything more intelligent that the average house cat****

Happy New Year the dick is back.

So in my resolutions this year I realized what I really need to do is start sharing more penis art on the Internet because we just don't get enough.  Later this month their will be other features.  We are going to have a advice column.  So here is how that will work you send your questions to crazecappy@att.net and the advice column will answer one a month or so. 
Happy new year you perverts
Cappy