Vagina Dentata meets the penis blog

So you guys know 99% of what I post here is penis related.  Well this is to in a round about way.  It is a vagina that has grown teeth.  It is ready to bite anyone trying to violate it.  I hope this give you night mares and new pricks are on the horizon.
Love
Cappy

Penis Cross Stitch gone wrong

So it has been forever since I posted over here but I wanted to share something funny.  A friend inspired me to try cross stitch the other day.  So I did a free hand penis and vagina.  I died laughing at how horrible it came out and thought you folks might like a laugh as well.  We concluded it looks like a penis with a hot dog.  Have a good weekend folks. 
Love
Cappy

Jesus Penis

Dog Penis happy Valentines

So penis fans I have something special for you here it is a valentines day heart candy box turned into a heart shaped bed with a little clay pug showing off his junk.  I hope this makes you all smile. 
Love
Cappy

I have dicked you around

Hey guys first I am sorry I have a Mr.Dickers and a comic waiting to go but I have been slacking.  Believe it or not my crazy ass got featured over on Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a few other places for Jazz up your crap one of my lines.  Any how I got all focused on that and recent art projects and dicked around about coming over here and getting a proper post up.  So today I bring you two works.  The above is my response to those foaming heart shit photos people put up.  The lower one is a doll house sized sex toy cabinet.  I hope they both make you scoff.  Any how I figure someone is reading this shit because it gets plenty of views. 

Have a good weekend

Cappy

ps.  If you want the items shown both are available in my shop see the link to the side of post.

Valentines penis and vagina Pendants

 Today is a rare day the penis blog has a vagina on it but hey it is a vajazzled vagina with a heart in it.  These are my newest Valentines day works.  I sold out yesterday and thought us pricks needed a few more to keep the holiday spirit going. 

Then I have these two guys also sitting in my shop just waiting for a new home.  Give the gift of dicks today.

Here are links if you need either of these.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120917029/penis-pendant-valentines-day-penis?

 https://www.etsy.com/listing/121758662/valentines-day-vagina-pendant-vajazzeled?ref=v1_other_1
Have a good weekend
Love
Cappy

The Tattooed Penis

This is one of my newest penis creations.  I like to think his whole body is covered in little plain Jane tattoo work.  Any how here is a link if you want to own this newest cod.  Don't ask me why he is holding a little red melty ball he may be a little dramatic and be holding that like his crushed little clay heart.  It could also be roadkill he skinned and is fixing up for dinner.  Here he is if you would like to own him.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/120484898/the-tattooed-penis-mature
Love cappy