Penis ornaments in the shop

So good news folks now in the shop so you can get them any place by the holidays are the penis pendant Hanukkah and Christmas ornaments.  The one with the red scarf has already sold but three more left.  These make me laugh so hard hope they do the same for you.  Just follow the link to nab your own or contact me about a custom request.  https://www.etsy.com/listing/166596745/mature-hanukkah-and-christmas-snowman?ref=shop_home_active
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Cappy

Rainbow penis plushies

 So I have left you guys alone way to long.  With the holidays coming I thought we needed to expand the penis art.  Nothing says Christmas like testicles.  Above you have the rainbow plushies.  Why yes I am happy to add ribbon to that. 

The ball biter.  Need I really say more.  Both of these are available in the shop www.cappysue.etsy.com

Vagina Dentata meets the penis blog

So you guys know 99% of what I post here is penis related.  Well this is to in a round about way.  It is a vagina that has grown teeth.  It is ready to bite anyone trying to violate it.  I hope this give you night mares and new pricks are on the horizon.
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Cappy

Penis Cross Stitch gone wrong

So it has been forever since I posted over here but I wanted to share something funny.  A friend inspired me to try cross stitch the other day.  So I did a free hand penis and vagina.  I died laughing at how horrible it came out and thought you folks might like a laugh as well.  We concluded it looks like a penis with a hot dog.  Have a good weekend folks. 
Love
Cappy

Jesus Penis

Dog Penis happy Valentines

So penis fans I have something special for you here it is a valentines day heart candy box turned into a heart shaped bed with a little clay pug showing off his junk.  I hope this makes you all smile. 
Love
Cappy

I have dicked you around

Hey guys first I am sorry I have a Mr.Dickers and a comic waiting to go but I have been slacking.  Believe it or not my crazy ass got featured over on Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a few other places for Jazz up your crap one of my lines.  Any how I got all focused on that and recent art projects and dicked around about coming over here and getting a proper post up.  So today I bring you two works.  The above is my response to those foaming heart shit photos people put up.  The lower one is a doll house sized sex toy cabinet.  I hope they both make you scoff.  Any how I figure someone is reading this shit because it gets plenty of views. 

Have a good weekend

Cappy

ps.  If you want the items shown both are available in my shop see the link to the side of post.