Mr.Prickers Advice Column

Welcome to the first post of Mr.Prickers Advice Column.  I was thrilled to be asked to talk about penis topics here on the Penis blog.  Greetings from Wadsworth my cat and myself.  Well on to our first question.
"Mr. Prickers,

I keep throwing up when I see attractive people. Is that normal?  - D in the IL"

Dear D,

Many cultures have many types of greeting for instance the whole rubbing on noses is a form of greeting in some locations.  I say if a little nasal snot is not cause for alarm then why be concerned by a little man snot.  

On the other hand if you are not a penis then the answer is simple.  They need to shower or you have low iron to which I suggest you gorge yourself on rare steak and photos of nude attractive folks bathing.  Google bath porn and that should get you started.  

Thank you and watch out for zippers

Mr.Prickers
To ask Mr.Prickers a question just drop a line to crazecappy@att.net

*DISCLAIMER-Mr.Prickers is not a doctor of any kind and should never be consulted in place of advice or help from anything more intelligent that the average house cat****

Happy New Year the dick is back.

So in my resolutions this year I realized what I really need to do is start sharing more penis art on the Internet because we just don't get enough.  Later this month their will be other features.  We are going to have a advice column.  So here is how that will work you send your questions to crazecappy@att.net and the advice column will answer one a month or so. 
Happy new year you perverts
Cappy

Happy Valentines Day

New penis stuff in the world.

Pocket Pricks are my new line of small plush penis. Next time some one ask is that a whatever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me you will be prepared.

I am making this post for no other reason than I wish to share my newest dicks. This one is based off the Republican Party it was inspired by Newt and Mitt I call it Dicks in space. To see more of my work go to www.cappysue.etys.com I hope this had made you laugh or smile. If you are all tore up I am mocking the Republicans breath easy I mock the Democrats as well. Also writing me to tell me about your outrage will only lead to me sharing it on my other blog or someplace and laughing like a drunk hyena.

Love

Cappy

Dangers of Penis Tattooing

Found this today and laughed. While I would recommend against it am warming to the idea of hiring someone to take a photo of their manpart with a permanent marker face like I put on all my paintings. A cod mascot if you will. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/penis-tattoo_n_1195324.html?1326226090&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Clay penises young and old

Been working with clay a lot and now I have created these. We have the first old penis in clay. Then a couple of new classic edition penises. Sharing this for no other reason then I wonder how long till someone finds this and goes why the hell is this chick making all these dicks. Oh the fuck you bunny is just there because I was to lazy to edit the photo.

January Resolutions And Your Penis

This is the first penis I made for 2012 well painted I have some dicks in the stove that are not done cooking yet. This guy is working out and trying to stay fit. One of my actual resolutions was to paint more penises. What are yours. Also if you would like to see this guy available for purchase here you go. http://www.etsy.com/listing/89911820/mature-january-resolutions-penis Also watch out in the next few weeks I may send out a clay penis to get photographed all over the place.